Where is Gairy?

What's crackin HoochPoochophiliacs?

This is Hooch again, and some of you might be asking yourself where's Gairy and I have a very tragic story to tell you.

It all started yesterday, after I wrote my first post. My boy Gairy and I decided it would be a wise idea to go to the gym to get jacked before our male swimsuit competish tomorrow. We took a couple of "supplements" and started to lift. I was hittin the bench press pretty hard while Gairy was killin it with the spot/air guitar(During that killer solo in Headstrong) and I was feeling good. We racked it and it was Gairy's turn. He put on 2 plates and a 25 and started reppin that like it was his F'in job. It probably had somethin to do with that little cocktail we made in the locker room. He was gettin a little crazy so I told him to rack it. So he proceeded to throw the bar in the air and move his hands out to get one wide grip rep in. He then started to rack it but forgot he was in wide-grip. His fingers got crushed under the weight.

That might sound pretty F'in intense but I want to let everyone know that Gairy is okay. He just sprained his ring finger on each hand and can't type. So, I am posting another blog to crave the urges of the Hoochpooch nation out there.
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Time for the real topic, Springbreak.

Yeah, I know it's coming up, and yeah, I know that me and Gairy are gonna be up to our necks in ladies during that crazy month. I know, some of you might be askin why I said "month" and the reason is that the GairBear and HoochPooch don't feel that one week is sufficient for our partying/gettin jacked that we like to do over the break. Plus, the Gairscare and I just got fired from our jobs at GNC, partially because we were using it to sell our homeade energy drink, H3O. And we scared a couple kids into threatening lawsuits against us for hurting them emotionally (NO ONE TAKES PICTURES IN GNC!!!). Yeah, me and the Gairscare are hittin up Mexico, no matter how many colleges warn against it. Hopefully they got enough sun to cover the HoochPooch cause I'm gettin my tan on. The sickest thing about this trip is gonna be the drive up there, we're gonna be blasting our Papa Roach mixtape all the way up. Im gonna stop in Tijuana, catch a donkey show, and then pick up some ladies to go to Cancun with us. It's not gonna be hard to find em cause they'll be crawlin all over our car when we get there.

Gairy says hey to all you and I wanna give a shoutout to my man FRNG who's goin to Mexico with us, it's gonna be a month long party.

Stay Jacked and Tan,
Hooch